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New Age Store.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

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"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.

When psychics fight.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

A Fortune-Teller texting out her predictions to a waiting customer.

The New Ager

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"£80 for a crystal ball?? They must've seen you coming. . . !"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

'It's an antique!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

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"Are you happy with your current ball?"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Bottletrees.

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

"Your shout!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

Knights Wing Mirrors.

C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'