Crystal Collector Pillows

New Age Store.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.

When psychics fight.

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

A Fortune-Teller texting out her predictions to a waiting customer.

The New Ager

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"£80 for a crystal ball?? They must've seen you coming. . . !"

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

'It's not for myself, you understand."

"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"

Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.

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'It's an antique!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

"Are you happy with your current ball?"

Bottletrees.

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Your shout!"

Knights Wing Mirrors.

Aberdeen Smoking the Pipe of Peace - Aberdeen and France at War with Russia

'This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?'

'He's been shot!'

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Throw me somethin', mister."