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Crystal Collector Gifts
Thoroughly enjoy the sparkle and beauty of crystals? Our collection offers witty and charming products that celebrate the gem-loving spirit in style. From mugs to prints, find the ideal gift to make your crystal enthusiast smile.
A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.
Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.
What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!
"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."
Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.
When psychics fight.
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'
A Fortune-Teller texting out her predictions to a waiting customer.
The New Ager
'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'
"£80 for a crystal ball?? They must've seen you coming. . . !"
'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'
"Well....I could've done this!"
Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..
'It's not for myself, you understand."
"Is Pinot Noir where you want to be?"
Glass and Porcelain Store: Elephants must remain outside.
'It's an antique!'
'Yes, it's just a little volume.'
A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror
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"Are you happy with your current ball?"
"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."
"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"
Bottletrees.
Queen says: 'Mirror, mirror, on the wall ... 'It's all so subjective' is not an acceptable answer.'
"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"
"Your shout!"
Govt. UK led by Seance
Knights Wing Mirrors.
C'mon, help me out! Which rock do you think my kids would like better?
Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'
'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'
Crystal Collector Gifts Collection
Crystal Collector Mugs
Looking to add more sparkle? Explore our collection of crystal-inspired mugs and find the perfect gift for the gem lover in your life.
Crystal Collector Pillows
Make their space sparkle with our crystal-themed pillows. Browse our collection to find the ideal cozy addition for gem enthusiasts.
Crystal Collector Prints
Bring home the shimmer with our stunning crystal prints. Perfect for decorating or gifting the gem lover in your life.
Crystal Collector T-Shirts
Want to wear your love of crystals? Check out our range of crystal collector T-shirts and share their gem passion with humor and style.