Crystal Collecting Gifts

'I see a short, fair, ugly man coming into your life.'

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

Larry's used art

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

International Women's Day

Packaging Russian Dolls

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Robert Fripp

Faster, Georges, faster!

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.