Crystal Collection Gifts

"You will go far in your career and have a darling family... Or you will struggle with family and sabotage your own best efforts... Depending on the choices you make."

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

'It's not for myself, you understand."

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

New Age Store.

Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"We're having a special today on bright futures."

Govt. UK led by Seance

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Crystal Ball Plug

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

"You have ice water in your veins."

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.

"I see you on a beach..."

"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"

"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."

'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'

'Don't add potassium nitrate to anything this year.'

"Let's wrap it up. I'm getting a leg cramp."

My first Boyfriend.