"You will go far in your career and have a darling family... Or you will struggle with family and sabotage your own best efforts... Depending on the choices you make."
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'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'
Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'
The Missing Sock Returns
'It's not for myself, you understand."
What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!
New Age Store.
Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.
Man looks at huge dinosaur fossil in garden, saying: 'It looks great in the rockery, but don't you think you should call the Natural History Museum?'
"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"
'This New Year you will be bathed in a sea of cash!...Hand on...Sorry. This New Year you will need a flea bath for some sort of rash.'
"We're having a special today on bright futures."
Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.
Govt. UK led by Seance
"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"
A man in bathrobe smoking a pipe sits in an armchair as a dog delivers endless pairs of shoes and boots to him.
"You have ice water in your veins."
"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."
'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'
'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'
'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'
'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'
"You wanna put that back?"
Crystal Ball Plug
Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'
'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'
Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'
Fortune teller describes to angler the size of the fish he's going to catch.
"And this one is made of ancient crystals that detoxify the air and remove all the money from your pocket."
"I see a red cape, oh wait, be warned: There's a sword hidden under it!"
'I may charge a lot but you get much more through me. I'm a psychic large.'
"I see you on a beach..."
'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'
'I'd really have the jitters if I knew the future, but your mom is supercool!'
"I'd like to be tried by a Jury of my Seers."
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