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'I see a short, fair, ugly man coming into your life.'

'... And some primitive cultures, believed that 'the great ones' modelled us from clay.'

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Grace For Flies

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Director/Action Man toy.

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

International Women's Day

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

"Maybe we should cut back on those lawn catalogues."

Cat woman shopping for cats.

Cocktails on the verandah.

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

"Now here's one that has the glamour above the table."

"I call it 'Bad Dog.'"

Seagiraffes

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

"Don't worry about your purchase not working. Everything we sell here is totally non-functional."

'Goodness, no Doctor, my husband is not calling you any insulting names. He's a duck and that's the only word he knows.'

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

Faster, Georges, faster!

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

Frontispiece to the first volume of 'Master Humphrey's Clock'