Collecting Crystals T-Shirts

'Heavens! I've never seen anyone with so many pin numbers.'

The New Ager

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

"Well....I could've done this!"

Tommy Cooper at the bottle bank - Glass, Bottle, Bottle, Glass..

Bottle Bank: For the Colour Blind.

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

I can hear a podcast of yesterday's sea.

Old Geologists Never Die...they just switch to soft rock.

New Age Store.

"I can't see a blinkin' thing."

"I've had these glasses since I was a kid, when my doctor told me I'd grow into them..."

Madame Lucille - Fortune Teller 'I predict the future'.

"Where do you remember last seeing your glasses?"

"So how much money have you made from your psychic hotline business?"

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Oh, the crystal ball rolled off and fell right on my foot! Didn't see it coming!"

Govt. UK led by Seance

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

'Hold it right there, pal! I had a vision that your check is going to bounce, so you can just head right back to your car!'

Paranormal Fair: 'Closed due to unforeseen circumstances'

"You wanna put that back?"

'Of course, the future isn't what it used to be.'

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

Fortune-teller: 'AHH, what the...?!'

Gem & Mineral Show: "This looks promising."

'That's nothing I am one million years old and if I had their kind of money I would be a boulder in my own Canyon.'

'Happy birthday, dear... It's an executive rock.'

"I see you on a beach..."

1930's bather.

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"I’ll give you my answer in ... just ... one ... minute."

'Reeta can tell your fortune from your bank statements.'