Cosmic Collector Pillows

God Catching Planets

'I could have sworn I put those moon rocks in my pocket...'

Moon Souvenirs

'Well, there's something you don't see every day'

Guy at drink stand says to Medium: 'Medium?'

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

'It's not for myself, you understand."

New Age Store.

Spaceman looking out of the window of his spaceship at planets.

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

Like most billionaires, Hugh Andrews the third prefers to bowl with crystal pins.

"Whew! What a day! I just get out of bed and all Hell breaks loose."

The solar system is replaced by sports balls.

'I got one of those new crystal ball smart watches.'

"You see, when the compass goes crazy, you know you've reached the magnetic pole..."

"Malachite promotes inner peace, hope and security, but I can’t say for certain it will help you put up with your boss."

NASA HEADQUARTERS, ACME VACUUM CLEANERS, 'Hi! - I understand that space is full of junk?'

"I'm hoping we might get a crater named after us."

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'My boss collects stupid hats, Is yours for sale?'

"While Covid is still our top story scientists remain focused on Earth's pending collision with Jupiter."

Preserving space heritage.

When psychics fight.

"We've come here for the martinis, we've always come here for the martinis."

'I don't want to make you feel bad, but I got four stars.'

'I was chatting with Krog when, out of the blue, that thing fell on him.'

Directions Available - Discretion Assured.

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

Admiral Compass

'Knock that back please, I'm cleaning the crystal.'

A Fortune-Teller texting out her predictions to a waiting customer.

Sometimes astronomers look down...

The New Ager

"£80 for a crystal ball?? They must've seen you coming. . . !"