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"It seemed a given that my bucket-list should include an actual bucket."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

Panettone

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

Baking

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"My feet are cold."

Barman indicates sick bucket, alongside usual ice bucket, saying to attractive woman: 'That's there in case you hear any particularly bad chat-up lines.'

Trawling for Fish.

'I'm not very good at mingling.'

"We'll start with some 'ice breakers' and 'team building' games..."

Rubik's ice cube.

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"I'm not convinced that 'Chekhov on Ice' was a good idea."

'Can I get a Chardonnay over dry ice? I hate it when my wine gets wet.'

"You won't see a more naturally gifted skater."

"I'd like a vanilla cupcake with buttercream icing on the side."

"I don't love you anymore. Let's just be friends."

Giant Ice Skates

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

The Icebreaker

'Are you folks ready to take THIS ice bucket challenge?'

'Am I shivering or giggling?'

"Whose idea was it to bring the pineapple?"

"Iced grande soy triple-lutz latte!"

"Prozzac"

'I hate these things. They're always so formal.'

Fish with chainsaw under skating rink

"I say my dear, would you pass me some ice please - the fresh stuff, not that frozen rubbish."

The fight ends, the hockey players flee, and the curling team once again rules the ice rink.

'Was a game played here last night?'