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"You're doing that all wrong."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

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'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"He loves his leaf blower."

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'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

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"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

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"You're right. They do taste funny."

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

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'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Harold was pleased to discover that his grandson was also a big tool fan.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

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Men's Prayer Group.

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.