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'Just so you know, you're doin' it wrong.'

"You're doing that all wrong."

'What do you do with the time you save?'

High security Santa's grotto

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'What's wrong with our new shed? Nothing - I'm sat out here guarding it.'

"If I'd known we'd be this long wandering the wilderness I would never have worn these heels."

"He loves his leaf blower."

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

'Tut! Men and their sheds, eh?'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"Of course I know how to use a chainsaw!"

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

A crab with a utility knife claw

"So, how did the audition go?" "Great! I really nailed it."

CLEAR!

"I really look forward to this evening's walk."

Online Shopping.

Maria had always said you could never have too many shoes. Actually, she was wrong.

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'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'He's a blight on the whole neighbourhood.'

"You're right. They do taste funny."

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

The Thinker

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Acme Slide Rules: 'We'll be here and ready, when the current electronic gadgetry fad fades!'

Paper being carefully folded until it resembles a scrunched up paper ball.

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

Men's Prayer Group.

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

'I'm knitting a scarf for my son.'