Thrifting Aficionado Pillows

Extreme Yard Sale

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Second hand furniture.

High security Santa's grotto

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

George doesn't really like me using the credit card.

"I just..."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

'As a token of friendship we present to you this sacred albino fawn.' 'We sailed all the way across the Atlantic Ocean, and all you have is light deer?!'

Online Shopping.

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

Sale On Slightly Irregular Designer Shirts

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

'But it didn't cost anything, dear! I did it all off balance-sheet!'

'Attention everyone! I'd like to make a rebuttal of the resolution my husband just made about my going SHOPPING.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

'Wait until you see what you got me!'

"Sir, there are no waitresses or menus — this is Crate & Barrel."

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Electricity Bills

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

'And here's the crown jewel of the collection. It's an '86, totally organic, and the UK Bag Manufacturers' Association rates it a 99.'

'He outgrew his shoes on the way home from the shoe store.'

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

Here's Waldo

'What I really want, Santa, is a front row seat for the Olympic Beach Volleyball games.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Add to Basket?

"Tammy's Style Shop went on a selling spree."

"I love holiday shopping, but with all the scams this time of year I must be careful."

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'