Thrift Enthusiasts Pillows

"Managing further cuts to tight budgets is a challenge! So this training will give you a pratical insight into how to 'maximise returns from limited resources'!"

Budget Recliner

"Just water? - Oh, one of THOSE people."

'Yes, this is romantic, but that's not why I chose this. Gas prices are up, and i can't afford dinner, movie and gas for my car.'

Thrift: Have a face-lift, and keep the old face.

First dates are the worst. You get all dolled up - and for what?

Thrift: Save water and paper - reduce lavatory visits to once a week.

Street vendors

Second hand furniture.

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"I just..."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'It's time for the annual wage review...' (Sign on the wall says 'Remember money isn't everything!')

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

Electricity Bills

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

House sale.

'I thought you wanted a clothes dryer.'

Extreme Yard Sale

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

'He has no romance. For special occasions, he gives me a coupon for a card and chocolates that will be 50% off the next day.'

"There's another one! Pull over!"

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."