Thrift Fanatic Pillows

'If by 'great', you mean 'terrible', then yes, we have plenty of great beers for under $4.00 a six-pack.'

Second hand furniture.

Thrift: New way to eat eggs (avoid needless transport costs).

Queen of Upcycling!

Thrift: have your arms and legs amputated, use a pillow for a bed!

"I just..."

Limerick On A Grecian Urn

"I need something that says, 'Let's party,' but in a fiscally responsible manner."

'The sick economy isn't why J.B.has cut back on spending. He always was a tightwad.'

Crap others threw out

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

"Once again, how little did you pay for this room?"

'It took a six hour operation to remove this fiver from your fist.'

"I think I found the perfect time of year to sell my old clothes!"

Electricity Bills

House sale.

Sale on Three Piece Suits, $10, 300 Polyester.

Garage Sale (sign originally read 'Garbage' sale).

"There's another one! Pull over!"

Thrift: instead of 1 tap for hot water and 1 tap for cold, 1 tap for warm water.

Extreme Yard Sale

"I only drink on special occasions. Like when some body else is buying."

Just Smoke and Mirrors - Gifts For the Easily Distracted.

Second hand store: 'LEFTOVERS AGAIN!'

"Let's save this gift wrap. I'm sure we can use it again. Remind me not forget about using this next year."

What were you thinking when you bought this re-sale shop.

Thrift: bathe fully dressed and wash your clothes at the same time

Customer: 'Do you have anything for the same price that doesn't cost so much?'

Budget Recliner

January Sales

Thrift Shop

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

"You've had a job for more than a year...and you have no money?"

'The economy is tight and so is he.'

'Teri and I rescued these cabinets from a landfill.'