Bath Time Champions Gifts

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

Lady of the bath...

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

Admiral in the bath.

"Not now!"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"We slipped in the tub."

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Centurion in a Shower

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

Bath tube with human feet.

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Clawfoot Tub

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

The wrong bath.