Bath Time Champions Mugs

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

Admiral in the bath.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"We slipped in the tub."

Bath tube with human feet.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

Centurion in a Shower

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

The wrong bath.

"Can I draw you a bath sir?"

Clawfoot Tub

That's a silly question. What does it LOOK like I'm doing?'

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'