Bath-time Athlete Gifts

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Arhimedes had principles: 'I'm not getting in that bath till it's 23 degrees.'

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Things were going extremely well until last night's chilli reared its ugly head.

'We're finally in - but how will we get out?'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Not now!"

Duck in a bathtub

No you can't get out yet. You've only been in there for three hours

Man in Bath

Bathing and Showering.

"Mind if I take a bath first, pet."

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

"Scientists have found out that drinking alcohol can be dangerous...well, water can be dangerous, too!"

'I think I'll let Goldie do a few lengths in the bath before I get in.'