Bathtub Olympian Gifts

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

'How's the water skiing?'

Baby Hairstyles.

Bagpipes in the bath.

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Man trapped in bubble from bubble bath.

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

"What? You asked me to draw you a bath."

Shocked bather sees space-time singularity forming in bathtub drain.

Contrary to popular belief... pigs are very clean animals!

'He keeps a scrapbook of newspaper articles about bathtub injuries.'

Cat asleep on man's stomach - an island in the bath.

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'And I say it's time this boat was rocked!'

'Saving the planet can be fun.'

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

"He said the washing machine makes him dizzy."

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

101 uses of a dead cat: bath shelf

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

"Actually, I do my best thinking when Mr. Genius here is sound asleep. How about you?"

Soap Recovery Ship

Doing our bit to save the planet.

Bathtime.

'That's the way Sweety: Just lie there still, then lunge at the rubber ducky!'

A man in a bath

'Mum said to stop playing football in the bath-tub!'

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

A duckling takes a bath with a rubber human.

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."