Bathtub Swimmer Gifts

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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'How's the water skiing?'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Bagpipes in the bath.

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"That is six feet."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'I plucked myself. It reduces drag in the water.'

"I don't think he's wearing that snorkel because he wants to swim with us. Especially, since it's lunch time."

'1875 - Captain Matthew Webb becomes the first man to swim the English Channel.'

Things to do today: Practice for long distance swim.