Basement Swimmer Gifts

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"That is six feet."

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

'Yes, this is the deep end.'