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"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

It was Wilbur's first vacation in 17 years.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"That's my boy!"

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'My problem is if I have one, I can't quit!'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"The bailouts are nice but my retirement remains finding drugs that washed up on the beach."

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

A mother wearing an inflatable duck leads her three children wearing inflatable ducks into the water

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'