Sand Sailors Gifts

Sand sailing in the Sahara

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Sunbathers.

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

'Good dog Spot. You're always there for me when the sand is hot.'

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

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"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

"This one has nicer sand, but I think I prefer the tree on the last one we saw."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

"Ain't no denying it son. It's a genuine fact that the surfers rule."

"Going to the beach with kids Sand in eyes, food, crevices Chasing after them with sun cream Frantically checking they haven't been kidnapped or swept out to sea Enjoying it"

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'Well, how do I know you're not sitting on a deck chair?'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

'Shall we dig him up, we haven't had an ice cream in over an hour?'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

Sailor and mine

Star versus UFO...

'Don't they look silly?'

'You are here' sign in a desert pointing to an hourglass.

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

Sailor Writing

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

God creates Sahara Desert with sand mill