Silver Screen Sailor Gifts

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

S.S.dot.com

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

"Remember that time I let you steer the boat and we crashed and had to swim here to die? Remember?"

Drunken singers in a public house

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Sailor and mine

Star versus UFO...

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

UFO Romance

GREENLAND

Sailor and Mermaid Kiss on a Mine.

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

'What type of line are you using?'

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

'He's got it made, Derek - I know men who'd pay good money to get trampled on all over like that!'

'You're so lucky, sea creatures only get savoury food, never sweet...'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

Row to Row

'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

Submarine and beer