Sitcom Sailor Gifts

'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

'Just in case there is an accident.'

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Drunken singers in a public house

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

No Money

A Jack Tar

GREENLAND

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

UFO Romance

Sea song.

'What type of line are you using?'

Profound cogitation of Captain Cuttle