Sitcom Sailor Prints

'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

'Just in case there is an accident.'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

Drunken singers in a public house

"I've passed your complaints along to the captain."

The Dohertys, Bill, Sue, Ellen, Brad and Tina, complete the first trans-Atlantic picnic table crossing.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

'Here's another note wanting to know if we have any more shiners-they're delicious.'

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

"Well, if you don’t want to discuss exposure, drowning or sharks, what do you want to talk about?"

'We have GOT to find a new squadron name!'

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

Shipwrecked sailor finds island with shark on it

No Money

'I'm not one for the birds and he IS my best mate!'

A Jack Tar

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

Never mind the weather report - what's the eutrophication report?

GREENLAND

UFO Romance

Sailor Writing

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

Sea song.

'What type of line are you using?'