Indoor Swimmer Gifts

'I've never known people who take as many baths as they do!'

Dog Walking Services

Putting Practice.

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Olympic Torch Training

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"That's my boy!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

The synchronized shower event.

"That is six feet."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

"I rub my body with animal fat and swim around Manhattan."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball