Swimmer-in-training Gifts

Ducks following a child.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Swimming Prankster

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Bankside

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

I told you not to swim out to far

"That's my boy!"

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Dolphin tricks.

"I'm here to gets the gold"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

Lapdogs

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans