Swimmer-in-training T-Shirts

Ducks following a child.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

Swimming Prankster

Bankside

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

I told you not to swim out to far

'What a bunch of control freaks!'

"That's my boy!"

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Dolphin tricks.

Lapdogs

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

How swimmers look and feel after a long swim.

"Pura vida!" "Look out for the riptide..."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'