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Human paddle

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

When laundry ruled the waves.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

The trim reaper

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

'It's too early to say but my lad may be good enough to swim professionally.'

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."

Exercise Bars

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

'Hey, there are pedals on this thing!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Working out in the gym,

'Bigley, you're over-training!'

Gym. It doesn't help when you call the ab workout a "journey to the center of the girth."

He prefers to play fetch with a medicine ball.

John liked to involve his pet snake in his keep-fit programme.