Water Sports Instructor T-Shirts

'You've got the general idea, Mr. Drebkin, however . . .'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

When laundry ruled the waves.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

The best PE teacher in the World.

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Golf lessons

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Is the water cold?'

Bankside

"Some day you'll look back at this and remember me as the person who taught you to fear water."

Psychic diving competition.

'It's up to you, either synch or swim.'

'You'll never be the next Micheal Phelps if you don't start working on your breaststroke.'

Carpool lane (a car driving into a long pool).

I told you not to swim out to far

Fishy tail.

Walking the Plank.

"Honestly, sweetheart, they haven't brought out a little Ellen MacArthur set. As soon as they do daddy will get you one."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

Swimming with dolphins./Swimming with a cow.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."