Watersports Coach T-Shirts

Rainbow violin surfers

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

Go team!

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

"I AM at my usual position."

Punt Cake

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Dewey! Grandpa's stuck again. Give him a couple of whacks upside the head.'

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

"I wanted to be a baseball player 'til I found out they send you to the showers."

'I do a lot of icing. It's part of my mellowness.'

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

Snooker Golf.

Even good cholesterol can develop an unhealthy sports addiction...

Saving a Heart

'Did you want to bring on a sub'

Personal conker trainer.

Cricket Accidents.

Political Candidates' Playbook Signals from the sidelines

The University Cricket Match - a sketch at Lord's.

'Let's go over our secret play.'

Knight in shining Lycra!

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

Man about dog parasailing: 'He's a water dog and a birder.'

"Remember, kids, it's not winning that matters, it's getting a clean urine sample that's important."

Zeus injects himself with steroids before throwing lightning bolts

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."