Swim Instructor Gifts

Aquarobics.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Let the shark out."

Pool Sample

Captain Pointy No.19 - Waving Convention

Pool lovers

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Next time, bring the kid, lose the duckie.'

Life Belt stuck on Pier

Swan Lake - safety measures.

"I always wanted to be an accountant. But I'll probably just wind up giving swimming lessons."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

"This feels like an accomplishment."

On the back of the t-shirt...

When laundry ruled the waves.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

The trim reaper

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

Swimming Prankster

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."