Swim Instructor Gifts

Aquarobics.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Diver on the high dive board with floaties on each arm,

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

"Let the shark out."

Pool Sample

Captain Pointy No.19 - Waving Convention

Pool lovers

"Tell your dad we offer adult lessons."

A Swimmer Doing Breastroke

'Yo! No cannonballs!'

'Next time, bring the kid, lose the duckie.'

Life Belt stuck on Pier

Swan Lake - safety measures.

This fly is doing the backstroke

"I always wanted to be an accountant. But I'll probably just wind up giving swimming lessons."

"I hope you are enjoying the walk..."

'Maybe we should have gone for a pommel horse.'

Pool attached to child's bed.

'No swimming. No breathing.'

On the back of the t-shirt...

"This feels like an accomplishment."

When laundry ruled the waves.

Child about to jump off ironing board into bath.

Brad discovers what can happen when you don't wash your gym clothes...

'Every new year Gym membership goes up - for the Panto season.'

Woman walks her dog on a running machine.

'Nope. I didn't see any dogfish.'

The trim reaper

'OTHER SIDE!!!' - Learn to Surf

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"How long have you lived in this gym?"

"I exercised so much during my first pregnancy that the baby was born with athlete's foot."