Basement Swimmers Gifts

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Lapdogs

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I've never done this before.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'