Basement Swimmers Prints

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

"That's my boy!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"The back flip was a nice touch."

'Wait! Don't get in. . . It's totally cold.'

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

Lapdogs

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"You see? That noise you heard was just the man-monster Daddy cobbled together using stolen cadaver parts."

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'I've never done this before.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.