Basement Swimmer Prints

"It's times like this I wish I was ore than just an armchair plumber."

Politicians' basements (as seen on TV)

"Fred, I think you're spending altogether too much time down here with these mushrooms!"

"Mom, Mom, watch me!"

"We first met on the beach. He was a lifeguard and I was a poor swimmer."

"That's my boy!"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"The back flip was a nice touch."

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

Of all the times for us to run in to team GB's Olympic synchronised swimming squad!

"You've been working out of your parent's basement since 1993?"

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

'Honey, you can't keep running to Daddy every time you find a little bug or something in your pool!'

"I'm here to gets the gold"

"What, no day spa? And you call this a luxury bunker."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'Wow, that sounds rigorous. What are the prerequisites for living in my mom's basement?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"The only thing that stops a bad shark is a good shark."

The Tortoise and the Herring. Triathlon. I always knew that I'd pass him after the swimming portion of the race.

"Living underground is not what it used to be."

"It's nice to see John finally relaxing."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'No matter how many times I beat these guys they still don't take me serious.'

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'After this my bath water will never seem the same!'

"That is six feet."

"My ship didn't sink. I swam here from New Jersey to get into The Guinness Book of World Records."

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'The competitor in lane five is completely naked!'

Career Threatening Sport Injuries,