Indoor Swimming Enthusiasts Gifts

"Well, we could just tell everyone we have an indoor pool!"

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

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Walking a dog on a treadmill.

"It's crazy here! They're all on recreational rugs."

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

James decided to stay in that night.

Hey, what happened to the rule about running in the house?

'Dad, can you teach me to swim?' 'Well, I'm not much of a swimmer, but I can teach you to tread water. I do that every day at work.'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

'You're not supposed to jump over the net.'

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Lapdogs

'Ah! The great INDOORS!'

A Young Indoor Cyclist

Lawyer, lawyer! Get out of the water!

'The swimmers line up for this, the final heat, and surprise, surprise, It's the dog paddle.'

No petting in the pool!

Boy playing ping pong has paddleball

Old man in rocking chair playing golf

'Yes, this is the deep end.'

'We should get out more often, where's the door?'

"Well, some of us were synchronized."

Pandemic playhouse.

Motor Channel Crossing.

'I wasn't aware I needed a helmet.'

Catching the Sun

'Four million years and an amphibian crammed ashore and developed into homosapiens so I see no point whatsover to go back!'

'Sorry.'

'It's a beautiful day. Go out and click.'

'The mountain top was good to me, but at my age I like working indoors.'

'Spring training on a rainy day'

The flies in my soup are doing synchronized swimming. The chef is a big Busby Berkely fan.

"I rescue swimmers. He rescues phones dropped by swimmers."