Bathtub Gambler Gifts

'Gambling while taking a bath? Have you lost your mind?'

'How's the water skiing?'

Bagpipes in the bath.

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

Climbing into the bathtub

Soap Recovery Ship

Doing our bit to save the planet.

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

Bath with Pair of Stilts

"How long have you been wasting our money on lottery tickets?"

'It's a fight between me and the world,' - 'I'll have a twenty on the world,'

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

'Those two are going at it with hammer and tongs.'

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"Where's the goldfish?"

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

Alien And Jock