Bathtub Angler Gifts

"Where's the goldfish?"

He can lean back in contentment on cowslip banks and let everything wash over him.

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

'Been waiting long?'

'How's the water skiing?'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Sorry'

'Doris,do you realize you are destroying a perfectly happy marriage?'

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Statue fishing.

'First time spear fishing, Son?'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"We slipped in the tub."

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

'Yes, I did give you permission to play with a boat in the bath tub. However, I was thinking of a toy boat.'

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

Boy with stick and string, Man with really expensive equipment

'I thought if I tried diving, I wouldn't mind a bath so much!'

Fish to man aiming at him: 'Ok, Melvin ... I'm coming out ... re-e-eal slow-like. Just don't do anything stupid.'

Climbing into the bathtub

Soap Recovery Ship

'First time fly fishing?'

'Every time I try to make taking a bath fun, you get mad!'

'I'm sorry, I must have missed my turnoff.'

"Thank you so much. My wife was getting on my last nerve."

'Desmond, there's something in the bath!'

bath oars...

Working from home

Doing our bit to save the planet.

The honeymoon was great. We never left the hotel room.