Bath Time Angler Gifts

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Bored?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Admiral in the bath.

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

Bathing and Showering.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

How to recover from a bad day

"We slipped in the tub."