Bath Time Angler Pillows

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

"Hey Scout, isn't ice fishing great?"

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Two vending machines for fisherman: 'Live Bait' next to 'Dead as a Doornail Bait'

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IX

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'It's not as impressive as it looks. He only watches fishing shows.'

'Bored?'

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

Duck in a bathtub

Admiral in the bath.

'He's a natural born fisherman.'

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Bathing and Showering.

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

'Which end's the shallow end?'

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

How to recover from a bad day