Bathtub Gambler T-Shirts

'Gambling while taking a bath? Have you lost your mind?'

'How's the water skiing?'

"Things got heated with the Morgans. I may have wagered our car. You're up."

Bagpipes in the bath.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Hey Rudy, you've been in there for over an hour. You OK in there?" "I think I'm dying here." "What? D'you need me to call 911?" "I don't think that'll help." "I just need to build more pikemen and cavalry and buy a defense boost before the enemy's march reaches my city." "Get off your phone!!!" "I'm saving a kingdom here! It's important!"

'I'll see your dirty laundry, and raise you six children.'

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Man sees sign on betting shop door listing odds on when the proprietor will come back from lunch.

Test Today. I didn't pass the test but I did beat the point spread.

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"In the ring, kid. We want you to take a fall in the ring."

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

'Well, Dad said he'd take me to the zoo, but the only animals were horses running around a track!'

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

"I'm going to the house what England winning the World Cup, luckily the house doesn't belong to me."

Fantasy Football Betting Pool

'He's a plumber, yet you bet him he couldn't break 100, using a plunger as his putter?'

Climbing into the bathtub

Soap Recovery Ship

'Whoever's guess is closest to the time when the last needle falls off the tree wins the hundred-dollar pool!'

The Las Vegas Oddsmakers

Doing our bit to save the planet.

'Those two are going at it with hammer and tongs.'

A child pulls the lever of a machine that is combination of both a slot machine and a gumball machine.

"How long have you been wasting our money on lottery tickets?"

'It's a fight between me and the world,' - 'I'll have a twenty on the world,'

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

Bath with Pair of Stilts

"Why are you using your phone during the match?"

"I wouldn't have thought baby boomers could still do cannonballs."

"Where's the goldfish?"

Swimming lanes in a bathtub