Gravity Gambler T-Shirts

Parachuter has 'Watch out' stamped on his feet.

'The C minus was sufficient. I didn't need the advice against hiring a literary agent.'

'You forgot to pay the gravity bill, didn't you?'

''C-minus'? ??" Do you know how long it took me to find and download this term paper?'

"This was a wicked-hard test. I'm pretty sure everybody got a bad grade."

A Newton's cradle wrecking ball.

Newton's vacation

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

High Jump

"I don't care how sick you feel; don't drop it."

Young Isaac Newton's first encounter with gravity.

"Just sign it, or I'll post YOUR old report cards on social media."

"What do you recommend today?"

'Does the 'What goes up, must come down' theory apply to heaven?'

Define gravity! - Next Exit.

The world at stake...

'Be advised the information herein may not be current and is subject to change. Past performance is not necessarily indicative of future results.'

'I see accounting forgot to pay the gravity bill again.'

I'm going to say my prayers. Should I play the same lotto numbers?

Sir Isaac Newton discovers even more gravity.

Sir Isaac Newton in Heaven. Bobsledders, snowboarders, skiiers, lugers. Just once I'd like to see a winner thank gravity!

High Stakes Texas Hold 'Em

Caution - Low gravity zone.

'You might try the chef's surprise, if you're a real daredevil.'

'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

European Space Agency.

"I'm afraid you can't speak to the Chef at the moment, sir. He's out, buying you a, 'get well soon' card."

"Don't get exited Tommy, it isn't an A. I was just trying to get my pen to work, it's a D minus as usual."

'You don't have to shout fore when you putt.'

"Rats! It's already tenderized."

'We've had our starter and to follow we'd like to order an ambulance!'

A bear flying a plane upside down, waving to a man in another plane.

'I have to go, Maureen...I think the world's stopped rotating...'

'... blast off!... Uh-oh. Houston, we have a problem.'