Bathtub Climber Gifts

Climbing into the bathtub

Indoor Climbing Centre for Cats.

'How's the water skiing?'

Bagpipes in the bath.

'I think you're ready for the big chair...'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Thank goodness you only bought him dumbbells."

'How are you doing? I've got the frying pan on the cooker!'

Spider Exhibit. It says spiders can have hundreds of children at the same time. No wonder they climb the walls! (Published originally on July 23, 2002.)

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

'I was going to buy a hot tub.'

"How about supper in the tub tonight, Hon?"

"I was admitted to heaven, but they didn't have WIFI."

'You've been watching 'Crocodile Hunter' again, haven't you?'

"Um, I don't think you should be in there!"

Hitchhiker Going to Bath.

"Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Lick. Then I thought, why not just take a real bath."

'Is this the open house?'

'You are here.'

'Mom, you did say it is a bath robe.'

Doing our bit to save the planet.

'I think the magic starts to happen when the water gets warm and starts to bubble?'

'Rats, just a dirt spot.'

Coach. Your gymnastics routine was great until the dismount.

"I'm starting a fitness program. Since we work on the 90th floor, I'm nor requiring all employees o use the stairs."

"Athletic scholarship."

"Off season fishing"

The training halo...

'That was more than just a friendly squeeze!'

'There you are dear - I was just telling Mr. and Mrs. Mumby about our little game of trying to have a bath during the commercials.'

Swimming lanes in a bathtub

"Where's the goldfish?"

"Can't you leave the health and safety at work!"

'I don't mind you singing in the bath, but I do mind the chorus girls.'

'Gambling while taking a bath? Have you lost your mind?'