Bath Time Milestone Gifts

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Lady of the bath...

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

I love bathtime.

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

Duck in a bathtub

Bathing and Showering.

A giant rubber duck with a human bath toy

Shark swimming in a bathtub surrounded by blood.

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'