Bath Time Beginner Gifts

Grooming for beginners.

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'More bubbles!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Lady of the bath...

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Man listening to seashell: 'Oh, Rub-ber Ducky, you're the one ...'

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

"Not now!"

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

Bathing and Showering.

Strategies that will always work

"But he's way more fun than the rubber ducky."