Bath Time Beginner Gifts

Grooming for beginners.

Lady of the bath...

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

'More bubbles!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

Baby Hairstyles.

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

'Have you cleaned behind your ears?'

A mum trying to dry an excited child

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

'You've kept your shoes and socks on. I washed my feet yesterday.'

"Not now!"

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

Bathing and Showering.

Strategies that will always work

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.