Bath Time Milestone Pillows

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

'Let's see here... Mr. Stevens... it says you slipped in the tub and hit your head.'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Lady of the bath...

'More bubbles!'

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath can I wear a flea collar?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

Child Being Dirty in the Bath.

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

'He takes bathtime seriously.'

'How do you know I won't shrink if I didn't come with a washing instructions tag?'

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

A mum trying to dry an excited child

I love bathtime.

"How else will I know when I'm clean as a hound's tooth?"

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"Well, you said you wanted something to remove spiders from the bath!"

Man's rubber duck waits for him to have bath

"They're clean Mum, I washed them yesterday."

'Moses, you'd better be in that bathtub!!'

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

"Can you do me next? Then I wouldn't have to take a bath."

'Don't just stand there, Mum - Your admiral has lost the soap!'

Duck in a bathtub

"Not now!"

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Bathing and Showering.

Sailor notices a sea mine in his foot bath.

'Now, you'd better pick up your toys or no bath!'

'Mum-dad's in the bath with a bird!'

'Which end's the shallow end?'