Bath Time Champion Pillows

'Good morning. I'd like to talk about double glazing issues.'

'Oh, nothing, just babysitting the Lord of the Rings.'

'More bubbles!'

Woman simutaneously playing the cello and washing man in bath's back

"Instead of taking a bath couldn't I just run through a carwash?"

"As night falls, You return to claim what isn't yours. . . come at me, sea devil!!!"

Admiral in the bath.

'What's our stockbroker doing in the shower? Quick! Run and get me a rolled up copy of the Wall Street Journal!'

Bird baths with two different kinds of water - sparkling and still.

"Twenty minutes without a single bite. I think I've been tricked into a bath"

"Just when they thought it was safe to go back in the water, the great fish emerged from below."

'I'm going to soak for three days, then Andre here is going to sculpt me into an entirely new body shape with the pumice stone.'

"Honey, it was a hard day. I'm going to take a bath."

Man with piano in bath - "It's not the singing I'm complaining about."

Centurion in a Shower

"I. . . hate . . . bath day."

Bath tube with human feet.

"Mom said to put her on your 'Don't bother me I'm taking a bath' list!"

"We're never going to be able to give Moses a bath, are we?"

'Why does the phone always have to ring when I'm out of the bath?!'

The wrong bath.

Clawfoot Tub

'Martha, my battleship sank.'

'Do you really want me to get in there and pollute all that nice clean water?'

Climbing into the bathtub

Duck Bath

'A Soused Child Dreads Water.'

Bird Bath.

"The water was too hot."

"Why giraffes have dirty knees."

'You don't think you're just a tad overprotective?'

"This never gets easier."

'Oh my goodness Humpty, you've been in there for ten minutes... you'll be hard boiled!'

"I said he should exercise more, so he bought a walk in bath."

Humpty Dumpty sat in a bath.