Bass Champion Gifts

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Couple of Pikeys.

Loud mouth bass.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Music for car stereos

Mice playing double bass

"Only caught one, eh."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Turn down the bass."

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Double bass skating

Speaker Farmer.

Double Bass.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Boom Box

Bootsy Collins

Dogs play the double bass

Cats play the double bass

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

"That bass isn't bad."

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

Bass Camp

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.