Bass Champion Gifts

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Check out the nice crawdads I have in the bait bucket, George.

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Couple of Pikeys.

Loud mouth bass.

"Careful Hank, this one still has some fight in him."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

"Only caught one, eh."

Music for car stereos

Mice playing double bass

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Turn down the bass."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

'I suppose we could use him as a Bass singer in a choir.'

Double bass skating

Speaker Farmer.

Double Bass.

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

"Our band is called 'Paper'. We'll be covering some rock for you this evening."

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Cats play the double bass

Dogs play the double bass

Boom Box

'If you want me to mount you 22-pound bass you've got to let go of it.'

'If it weren't for baseball, this whole thing could have ended much differently.'

The Wompa Wompa Wompa sound CD.

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

Bass Camp

"That bass isn't bad."