Bass Devotee Gifts

"Scribbidee-ze-sop, Boop bee boop zop, scribbida woo-woo zwee ©"

I love my Timpani

An old man wearing a band t-shirt

Monks in monastry dancing, "They're high on apostasy again."

"Our kids may like your giant soundbar, but the neighbors seem to have a different opinion."

'Mom, Dad. I've made up my mind. I'm going to skip college, hire an agent, and pin all my hopes on a professional bass fishing careers.'

Double Bass Jumpers.

Mice playing double bass

Music for car stereos

'The Orginial Big Band sound'

"Singing makes me self-conscious."

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

"Turn down the bass."

How hit songs get their names

"Now that's what I call a sound system."

"Dude, I figured out why your solos sound so bad - that thing's actually a bass."

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

The Cello Victims

Speaker Farmer.

'I dedicate this next number to my maths, history and economics teachers at St-Bavo school...'

Double bass skating

At the CD shop.

Falling Rock

'You're being unreasonable,Hank. Me dropping your 17-pound bass was an accident.'

Rolling Stones

Elvis' autopsy

'The bass has shattered the windows in all my neigbor's homes. They hate me, but they like my car.'

Highland Pipe Band Drum Major

Dogs play the double bass

Cats play the double bass

Ray Davies

Aretha Franklin

Bootsy Collins

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

Lionel Hampton and Chuck Berry