Bass Enthusiast Gifts

"You'll have to imagine the melody for this next song too."

Double Bass Jumpers.

The Bass Player

"Our amazing son knows who Jaco Pastorius is!"

"No, actually I am a large mouth tenor."

Man Struggling with Giant Speakers.

DJ's Baby.

Bootsy Collins

'It's called the Sub-Woofer 1200EX. It's designed specifically for the 16-24 year old driver.'

'You're being unreasonable,Fred. I can't help it if your 22-pound bass slipped out of my hands.'.

Music for car stereos

'George,you're spending too much time bass fishing,it's starting to show on you.'

"Turn down the bass."

"Can you open this? I wanna see how it would look in my car."

"Well...it finally happened...instead of a sound system for his wheels, Ralphie just got wheels for his sound system!"

Double bass skating

Louis Armstrong

Mardi Gras

Guitarist

'I love your playing....especially when you stop!'

He kept up his guitar practise...

'Big audio gear is coming back!'

"Well, that's the only song we know, so we can play it another two or three times, or we can cut our losses. Waddya say, Cleveland?"

The Hey Diddle Diddle Orchestra

Trombone emerges from pram. Mother says: 'I'm a firm believer in starting them young.'

Great works I plan to complete during the lockdown.

Rap music

Piano Recital

'I'm too hot to trot.'

'I'm sorry I missed your recital. Daddy was on the phone with his broker, checking on bond yields. It's another form of bonding, son.'

Grim Reaper Buying CDs...

Jazz is Invented

"I'll have the drum an sea bass, the house salad and the techno nachos!"

'Can you play something the dog doesn't know?'

'Rollin', rollin', rollin',...keep them dogies rollin'...'